Why does Walmart have street cleaners run in the parking lot every night and not every other night?
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Well Bret, A lot of people don’t know this, but this recent string of Ebola actually started in a Walmart parking lot. Not by some guy eating a monkey over in Africa like originally reported. There are a lot of people who live in squalor that frequent a Walmart and many squalors, or squaloren, in the plural sense. This squaloren comes together and can form strange diseases that can be lethal. Ever see a floor buffer being used in the store and there is a wet surface after they run it in an area? They aren’t using any liquid, there is fire underneath those buffers and the wet surface is actually the floor tiles melting a bit. Ever see them taper off areas with rope? That’s because something started to grow and the HAZMAT team hasn’t arrived yet.