The Adviceman’s Bakers Dozen | Words That Sound Odd in Front of “Motherf*cker”

Hey everybody, it’s time for The Adviceman’s Bakers Dozen! If you have been following the series, this is where I give you a top thirteen list of some topic. Most shows like to give a top five or ten, but I like you more than they do and give you a bakers dozen. For this episode, I’m going to give you a list of words that sound odd in front of the word “motherfucker” So (blank) motherfucker. Ready? Here we go!

  1. The wheels on the bus go round and round
  2. Are these cookies gluten free?
  3. We the jury find the defendant guilty
  4. Don’t go chasing waterfalls
  5. Cheddar cheese
  6. Amen
  7. Can you please pass the salt and pepper
  8. Welcome to Home Depot
  9. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
  10. I’ve seen Schindler’s List
  11. It’s a boy
  12. Here’s Gary with your seven day forecast
  13. I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride
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